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HELLO WORLD. I think I joined the roller derby? PERHAPS.

Other things I might have done include making dolmas out of collard greens and illustrating a Werewolf Big Bang!




For the story "Full Moon" by shana0809 Congrats on finishing!

....for anyone who cares to know, these are the five members of Real Madrid (circa 2009) WHO ARE WEREWOLVES. OK? I had a very good time drawing this, especially since in my mind the only Guti and Ramos who exist are these ones:



IN OTHER NEWS I AM BEHIND ON MY LIFE GOALS SOMEONE GET ME AN ICE CREAM TRUCK PRONTO.

I LOVE GAME, I LOVE GAME!

So....defenestrat0r and I put important time into important projects.







HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSÉ MARIA GUTIERREZ HERNANDEZ!!!!


....side note, how many stupid cakes will I have on the internet by the time I'm thirty? This makes three. I LIVE A GREAT LIFE, SHUT UP.

Wait. What. For serious?

SOMEONE TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS:



Brian Schector en escuela para dobles de Hollywood


....in other news, wtf happened to the last six weeks?

EDIT: UPDATE


WHAT THE SHIT! Also, English: This is a very strange development that someone should write an AU about immediately.


....in other other news, I am bewildered by the Cycle of Failure™ and as it turns out only kind of have the internet in my home. Also, that failure thing. Also, bit-chompy as I am for Danger Days, I really effing miss Bob. Very sad "I miss Bob" post with reading recs will happen at some point soon, I think.

Piqué plus bears = early Hanukkah

You GUYS. imofish is doing something ASTONISHING for the field of Soccer Fandom. LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME YOU COULDN'T LOVE FOOTBALLERS.

Where is my Bojan/Thierry Henry? Where is my Bojan/Piqué? Where is my Bojan/everyone? WRITE FOR ME, INTERNET!

...Piqué plus bears would also be acceptable.
UH.... HI WORLD.

It's August. I have internet in my home. And what will you do with this new-found power, sweet chuck, I hear you ask? Apparently, read all the Inception fic on the internet in one sitting, try and fail to download the Mexico-Spain friendly match that aired Wednesday, and drunk-email imofish badfic about the Jonas Brothers.

GOOD WORK, BUNKIE! WELCOME BACK.

(I CANNOT EXPLAIN THE PREVIOUS YEAR. IT WAS GOOD, THOUGH. COMICS A PREVAILING THEME, WEREWOLVES DOMINANT, ALSO ROLLER SKATING, AND RECENTLY TATTOOS AND SOCCER. I DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO GO ABOUT PARTICIPATING IN INTERNET FANDOM ANYMORE, AS LATELY ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THE WORLD CUP, WHICH AS YOU MAY KNOW IS IN THE PAST. AWKWARD.)

Uh, ehhyeaah... I don't know. I do know that I apparently signed up to draw for werewolfbigbang, forgot about it, and remembered again 5 minutes ago. So that's exciting. I also know that soccer fic is bonkers but strangely necessary. And I know that I missed LJ a lot last year and I hope there is still some room for terrible comics about terrible things.

I WILL DO MY BEST FOR YOU, INTERNET! GET AWESOME 2011!

I DIDN'T DIE

...um. Hello world. I didn't die. I just moved twice and started VERY A LOT OF ART SCHOOL. Also, I don't have internet at my house. Hence, absence.

I'M SORRY! IT WON'T GET BETTER IN THE NEAR FUTURE! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON AND WON'T FOR SOME TIME.

As an apology for my existence, here is a picture of Dan Whitesides baking you one million cakes:



What? Why yes that is Quinn standing on the dining room table baking cakes with his laser eyes. Yes I know you don't bake frosted cakes. I don't sleep anymore, leave me alone.

I love you internet. I hope you guys are having fun. I miss you.

....BYE.

INVOLVE ME.

The usedfic Multi-Media Exchange is better than Christmas! I can't wait for the morning, when I will make waffles and cure all of life's ills with sweet, sweet fic about disgusting rock boys. HOORAY.

I made a comic for it and it is here. It contains Dan/Jepha, Dan/Quinn, lots of swearing and some pee! You are warned!

I have been back in the States for a week now. I am a wrecked zephyr. I have no idea what's going on. I think I might be sad, but it's hard to tell when we keep doing things like plugging my dad's iphone into the car speakers and driving down the highway blasting fart noises out of the turbo bass. What. What. What.

There is a lot of sand in my hair, and also some seaweed.

Over and out.
GOODBYE FOR A WEEK, INTERNET. I DON'T KNOW HOW I WILL ENDURE OUR TIME APART.

microphone is his enemy

It is truly of the suck that I don't have time for fanworks at the moment, because the best motherfucking shit is going on in the Thursdayverse fandom right now. I am astonished. I cannot believe I am allowed to play with these people. Life is awesome.

(DO NOT CLICK THOSE LINKS IF YOU DON'T LIKE BLOOD. I AM NOT KIDDING, EVEN A LITTLE BIT.)


In other news: HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!



imofish DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE ARE DOING NEXT WEEK? I WILL GIVE YOU A HINT IT IS NOT NOT SEEING THIS MAN IN THE HILARIOUS T-SHIRT.

nobody likes "receptacle"

BA HA HA HA HAAA HA!

Tonight in Tenjin we saw alternate-reality Quinn Allman, on a BICYCLE.

His mustache was horrible, but the resemblance was so apparent that we stopped in our tracks and went "Awwwwwkwaaaarrrrd!!"


In other news, when I return to the States, I will miss all the crouching that goes on in this country.